Someone says something extrodinarily awkward, and you congratulate them on reaching Webb level. It’s a difficult feat.
| Friend: | Omg, your parents are so nice! |
| You: | It's because you're here. |
| What my music sounds like: | All I want is a place to call my own, and mend the hearts of everyone who feels alone |
| What everyone thinks it sounds like: | I enjoy constantly cutting myself and sacrificing goats. |
This will make you smile.
(via santanalopezberry)
a-sinners-mind-is-a-sanctum submitted:
Found your sexy fireman.(;
(via mckaylaslife)